Gundam Tanaka
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Nanako….
…annnd T-Pain.
…woah. Does this mean…I get to score with a mermaid?
I caught myself a mermaid! And I’m going to
We're so happy you're back! :3 Everyone was worried that you'd gotten sick.
Tanaka is so pleased to know that his valued customers were concerned about him! Tanaka was only sick of the guilt induced by leaving urgent queries unanswered.
Also allergies but Tanaka has pills for those.
Tanaka is not dead! Tanaka was merely experiencing writer’s block, due to not being very satisfied with his last few answers. Tanaka will soon resume answering his inbox questions, with all the hilarious question answering value you have come to expect from Tanaka*.
*Tanaka may at Tanaka’s sole discretion instead use memes with Persona 4 characters lazily inserted to get cheap hits instead of generating actual content or answering actual questions.
Congratulations, valued customers!
You have finally managed to reblog something before Tanaka actually posted it.
Half price drink refills all around!
Some days, Tanaka just feels like pasting one face and calling it a day. Today is one of those days.
My oh my, 89 followers in just over a week! Tanaka is so happy. You are the reason Tanaka gets up in the morning and slaves over a hot keyboard, instead of falling into sloth and decadence atop his piles of money. Tanaka promises he will answer all your questions, except that one about nude pictures on another site. Tanaka has fallen for that ruse too many times before. Tanaka will gladly accept nude pictures hosted on Tumblr, however. Tanaka will also host nude pictures of himself, if you ask.
Just for you, valued customers.
