Tanaka is so pleased to know that his valued customers were concerned about him! Tanaka was only sick of the guilt induced by leaving urgent queries unanswered.
Also allergies but Tanaka has pills for those.
Tanaka is not dead! Tanaka was merely experiencing writer’s block, due to not being very satisfied with his last few answers. Tanaka will soon resume answering his inbox questions, with all the hilarious question answering value you have come to expect from Tanaka*.
*Tanaka may at Tanaka’s sole discretion instead use memes with Persona 4 characters lazily inserted to get cheap hits instead of generating actual content or answering actual questions.
Congratulations, valued customers!
You have finally managed to reblog something before Tanaka actually posted it.
Half price drink refills all around!
Some days, Tanaka just feels like pasting one face and calling it a day. Today is one of those days.
My oh my, 89 followers in just over a week! Tanaka is so happy. You are the reason Tanaka gets up in the morning and slaves over a hot keyboard, instead of falling into sloth and decadence atop his piles of money. Tanaka promises he will answer all your questions, except that one about nude pictures on another site. Tanaka has fallen for that ruse too many times before. Tanaka will gladly accept nude pictures hosted on Tumblr, however. Tanaka will also host nude pictures of himself, if you ask.
Just for you, valued customers.
The morally outrageous actions of the capitalist bourgeoisie simply outrage Tanaka, and he’d like to supply you, his Valued Customers, with the means to speak your voice for a small fee.
Adachi-san places bulk orders for the Inaba PD, which is strange, since Tanaka thought they commissioned their weapons from Daidara Metalworks. Not that Tanaka is complaining.
Tanaka is very sorry for the lack of updates yesterday. He was unable to get into his office due to a throng of damned communist hippies surrounding his office, calling him the “one percent,” even though Tanaka has not been a Hell’s Angel for several years now. Tanaka did manage to take a picture, though, to report them to the proper authorities.
